Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

JOKES! :D

HOPE THESE JOKES MAKE YOU SMILE 

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? 
Because they have big fingers!

How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

Why did the tomato blush?
Cause he saw the salad dressing!

Why did the vampire become a vegetarian?
Because the doctor told him steak was bad for his heart!

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cause all the fans have left!

Why did the robber take a shower before he robbed the bank?
To get a clean getaway!









                   Thanks to my siblings for telling me these jokes!

Friday, 15 March 2013

Some jokes

Knock knock
who's there?
candice
candice who?
candice be the last knock knock joke?


Knock knock
who's there?
olive
olive who?
olive you


Knock knock
who's there?
dwaine 
dwaine who?
dwaine the bathtub i'm dwowning