HOPE THESE JOKES MAKE YOU SMILE
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
How do you fix a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the tomato blush?
Cause he saw the salad dressing!
Why did the vampire become a vegetarian?
Because the doctor told him steak was bad for his heart!
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cause all the fans have left!
Why did the robber take a shower before he robbed the bank?
To get a clean getaway!
Thanks to my siblings for telling me these jokes!
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